An interesting tale.(true)-long

okay so at my school we have faculty advisers that are

assigned according to their last names. the faculty

advisers help students with scheduling conflicts,

general questions,help with internships/employment etc

my adviser is named Jess Depew, and she is smokin' hot,

shes's like 25 and she's only been at the school a few
years. Anyway i've been looking to get an internship at a TV station or somthing over the summer, and the

school helps coordinate these things with an internship database that's maintined by the adviers you ;log in with you school ID and password and you can browse internships and stuff. i was having trouble logging in on mine so i went to go see Ms.Depew. thats where all the troubled started.

firstly, i walked into the office like 15 minutes early like an idiot, and shes in the middle of lunch so i awkwardly make stupid stall talk until shes finished.


"oh,hey, what are you eating?
"Salmon, i love it. i eat it practically everyday."
"Just salmon? that's pretty wierd" why did i say this..
"oh well, i dont know i try to eat healthy, natural foods you know, like wild berries and honey and stuff.
"yyeah i like food too." *facepalm*

Man, i was so nervous. anyway we finnaly begin squaring my stuff away she looks up what i registered with the beginning of the year. this is when the crap really hit the fan. This is how the converation really went:

"Okay, your account name is [ my name ] and your password is... depewissexy..."

Oh damn i completely forgot that i put that as my password in the begginning of the year. what the hell was i thinking. it was probably the longest 20 seconds of my life, before i got my balls together and stood of to leave.

Just as i walk out the door she says "in the future you might want to b ear in mind what kind of things you want to keep to yourself"

i was so freaking embarrased i wanted to kill myself right then and there, i wanted to run the hell out of there and never ever see her again. but somthing about what she said kept me standing in her doorway. i decided to man up and apolize. i then turned to her and looked her straight in the eyes amd swallowed my pride . and then it hit me like a train full of bricks.

She was eating Salmon

She tries to eat all healthy natural foods like wild berries and honey

She told me that i might want to bear in mind what kind of things i want to keep to myself

Ms.Depew was a bear disguised as a human.

Immedialty, the bear saw that i had seen through its charade and roared loudly and took a menacing swipe at me. deftly avoided it's claw and sprinted out the office. the bear was soon in chase,crashing through walls of the offices as if it were made of paper i jumped over the receptionists desk and ran out the back entrance, the bear followed, tossing the secretary aside like a rag doll. the bear begain to pursue me through the street traffic.

while i fought my way through the maze of vehicles, the bear simply careened its massive force through anything standing in its way cards veered off the road to escape the onslaught of grizzly force that was barreling down the road the bear was gaining fast i had no othre option but to make my way to the nearest building; a preeschool.

i burst through the door, startling the children from theier naps, immdeiadiately the bear slammed through the wall, crushing a child beneath its massive paws and burying several other children in sheet rock and debris. i maneuver my way through the chaos toward the back exit, the pre schoolers were little more than a screaming annoyance for the bear. its massive paws cut swaths through the sea of toddlers with each swipe, i used the precious time these toddlers afforded for me to make my escape into the playground

i scrambled up a ladder to a fort like structure my goat was to walk acreoss the monkey bars then jump to a tree which i could climb to the roof of the preschool and flag down a passing helicopter.

inb4 cool story bro or copypasta.

OC

L0113

Romathal wrote:

L0113

Nice avatar

Hannahan Montana wrote:

Romathal wrote:

L0113

Nice avatar

its ugly D:

where is the prob IF they are hot >.< ???

Skulliedoo wrote:

People should stop using naked / emo chicks as avatars, it's fail.

Inb4ironicsentence.
OT: Wut.

Are we even allowed to use nude pictures as avatars?

I don't approve.

Hannahan Montana wrote:

Skulliedoo wrote:

People should stop using naked / emo chicks as avatars, it's fail.

Inb4ironicsentence.
OT: Wut.

Are we even allowed to use nude pictures as avatars?

think no, be aware you can get banned, then you need waste fucking 2min of your live making new acc >.>

wtf is up with that sig lol. nice titties tho haahahahahaaa

<3 tits!

You sir, have just met Rydiaa's mother.

Notwesk wrote:

You sir, have just met Rydiaa's mother.

i am rydiaas mother.

WOW it was good until she turned into a bear fgt.

POOOT wrote:

okay so at my school we have faculty advisers that are

assigned according to their last names. the faculty

advisers help students with scheduling conflicts,

general questions,help with internships/employment etc

my adviser is named Jess Depew, and she is smokin' hot,

shes's like 25 and she's only been at the school a few
years. Anyway i've been looking to get an internship at a TV station or somthing over the summer, and the

school helps coordinate these things with an internship database that's maintined by the adviers you ;log in with you school ID and password and you can browse internships and stuff. i was having trouble logging in on mine so i went to go see Ms.Depew. thats where all the troubled started.

firstly, i walked into the office like 15 minutes early like an idiot, and shes in the middle of lunch so i awkwardly make stupid stall talk until shes finished.


"oh,hey, what are you eating?
"Salmon, i love it. i eat it practically everyday."
"Just salmon? that's pretty wierd" why did i say this..
"oh well, i dont know i try to eat healthy, natural foods you know, like wild berries and honey and stuff.
"yyeah i like food too." *facepalm*

Man, i was so nervous. anyway we finnaly begin squaring my stuff away she looks up what i registered with the beginning of the year. this is when the crap really hit the fan. This is how the converation really went:

"Okay, your account name is [ my name ] and your password is... depewissexy..."

Oh damn i completely forgot that i put that as my password in the begginning of the year. what the hell was i thinking. it was probably the longest 20 seconds of my life, before i got my balls together and stood of to leave.

Just as i walk out the door she says "in the future you might want to b ear in mind what kind of things you want to keep to yourself"

i was so freaking embarrased i wanted to kill myself right then and there, i wanted to run the hell out of there and never ever see her again. but somthing about what she said kept me standing in her doorway. i decided to man up and apolize. i then turned to her and looked her straight in the eyes amd swallowed my pride . and then it hit me like a train full of bricks.

She was eating Salmon

She tries to eat all healthy natural foods like wild berries and honey

She told me that i might want to bear in mind what kind of things i want to keep to myself

Ms.Depew was a bear disguised as a human.

Immedialty, the bear saw that i had seen through its charade and roared loudly and took a menacing swipe at me. deftly avoided it's claw and sprinted out the office. the bear was soon in chase,crashing through walls of the offices as if it were made of paper i jumped over the receptionists desk and ran out the back entrance, the bear followed, tossing the secretary aside like a rag doll. the bear begain to pursue me through the street traffic.

while i fought my way through the maze of vehicles, the bear simply careened its massive force through anything standing in its way cards veered off the road to escape the onslaught of grizzly force that was barreling down the road the bear was gaining fast i had no othre option but to make my way to the nearest building; a preeschool.

i burst through the door, startling the children from theier naps, immdeiadiately the bear slammed through the wall, crushing a child beneath its massive paws and burying several other children in sheet rock and debris. i maneuver my way through the chaos toward the back exit, the pre schoolers were little more than a screaming annoyance for the bear. its massive paws cut swaths through the sea of toddlers with each swipe, i used the precious time these toddlers afforded for me to make my escape into the playground

i scrambled up a ladder to a fort like structure my goat was to walk acreoss the monkey bars then jump to a tree which i could climb to the roof of the preschool and flag down a passing helicopter.

inb4 cool story bro or copypasta.

OC

owned..

Cool story brah.

I did read it and it made me lol gj

Too long to read, sum it up?

Hannahan Montana wrote:

Too long to read, sum it up?

He admitted he is sexually attracted to men, And wants in rou's pants.

d1rtyesk1mo wrote:

Hannahan Montana wrote:

Too long to read, sum it up?

He admitted he is sexually attracted to men, And wants in rou's pants.

Bool ctory sro.

Hannahan Montana wrote:

d1rtyesk1mo wrote:

Hannahan Montana wrote:

Too long to read, sum it up?

He admitted he is sexually attracted to men, And wants in rou's pants.

Bool ctory sro.

Mmmm....Canadians always tell the best stories.

srsmissclick wrote:

Hannahan Montana wrote:

Skulliedoo wrote:

People should stop using naked / emo chicks as avatars, it's fail.

Inb4ironicsentence.
OT: Wut.

Are we even allowed to use nude pictures as avatars?

think no, be aware you can get banned, then you need waste fucking 2min of your live making new acc >.>

Took me 1 minute

meatballkeeper wrote:

ROFL!!