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Zaroks
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|  Subject: World of Rouslan...?  Thu 14 May 2009, 1:10 pm | |
| wow, i didnt really think it would be this funny, in fact i thought id get troll'd, thanks for the posative feedback  i read this in the news. "Today Top blizzard Rep's have been working to bring down "World Of Rouslan. Blizzards Gnome Lawyers were contacted, and When they Questioned Rouslan about this, the reply was, "QQ MOAR NEWFAGS" In court, blizzards defence was, Rouslan had stolen Blizzard property, and they wanted to sue him for millions of dollars, when the Judge asked them the name of the server, they said, World of Rouslan. Rouslan then corrected them, saying VCN HARDCORE PVP server. Instantly the judges eyes went wide, and he looked at the blizzard rep's and said, TITS OR GTFO. all the blizz reps had were Man Boobs, and that did not satisfy them. On the way outside, Rouslan started talking to his Lawyer on the phone, (Rogu3) Asking why he didnt show up, when rogue answered, Chill bra, i was pWnin nubs with ma L33T skills. Satisfied with the answer, rouslan began to walk to the blizz reps. When he was by them, he Questioned, why did you try to sue me? Then they replyed, " YOU WOULDNT GIVE US GM ON YOUR SERVER! AND WHEN WE DISRESPECTED YOU, YOU SAID OUR MOMS HAD TONKA TITS!" To which rouslan replyed, Pshh....newfags. Two days after, the Blizz reps, were found Dead, one was skull fucked, the other had a rabbit shoved up his ass and a lion tail going through each eye socket, and a blood smear on the wall that said "StormBlast" Tru story. ---Not ment to offend anyone in any way, just to lighten the day up. and maybe get some laughs from some old friends. On a side note, brother is out of hospital 
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Iwabo
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| | Subject: Re: World of Rouslan...? Thu 14 May 2009, 1:22 pm | |
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darktrooper2007
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| | Subject: Re: World of Rouslan...? Thu 14 May 2009, 1:30 pm | |
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kylawlz
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| | Subject: Re: World of Rouslan...? Thu 14 May 2009, 1:34 pm | |
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Eximius
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| | Subject: Re: World of Rouslan...? Thu 14 May 2009, 1:46 pm | |
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Triq
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| | Subject: Re: World of Rouslan...? Thu 14 May 2009, 1:47 pm | |
| Umm.................. ok......... =/ | |
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lolnicetry
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| | Subject: Re: World of Rouslan...? Thu 14 May 2009, 1:53 pm | |
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Marzibear
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| | Subject: Re: World of Rouslan...? Thu 14 May 2009, 2:05 pm | |
| I actually lold.
Wasn't expecting to but I did. | |
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Deeagnostic
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| | Subject: Re: World of Rouslan...? Thu 14 May 2009, 2:08 pm | |
| - Zaroks wrote:
- i read this in the news.
"Today Top blizzard Rep's have been working to bring down "World Of Rouslan.
Blizzards Gnome Lawyers were contacted, and When they Questioned Rouslan about this, the reply was, "QQ MOAR NEWFAGS"
In court, blizzards defence was, Rouslan had stolen Blizzard property, and they wanted to sue him for millions of dollars, when the Judge asked them the name of the server, they said, World of Rouslan.
Rouslan then corrected them, saying VCN HARDCORE PVP server.
Instantly the judges eyes went wide, and he looked at the blizzard rep's and said, TITS OR GTFO. all the blizz reps had were Man Boobs, and that did not satisfy them.
On the way outside, Rouslan started talking to his Lawyer on the phone, (Rogu3) Asking why he didnt show up, when rogue answered, Chill bra, i was pWnin nubs with ma L33T skills. Satisfied with the answer, rouslan began to walk to the blizz reps.
When he was by them, he Questioned, why did you try to sue me?
Then they replyed, " YOU WOULDNT GIVE US GM ON YOUR SERVER! AND WHEN WE DISRESPECTED YOU, YOU SAID OUR MOMS HAD TONKA TITS!"
To which rouslan replyed, Pshh....newfags.
Two days after, the Blizz reps, were found Dead, one was skull fucked, the other had a rabbit shoved up his ass and a lion tail going through each eye socket, and a blood smear on the wall that said "StormBlast"
Tru story.
---Not ment to offend anyone in any way, just to lighten the day up. and maybe get some laughs from some old friends.
On a side note, brother is out of hospital tl:dr. | |
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Certain v3
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| | Subject: Re: World of Rouslan...? Thu 14 May 2009, 2:45 pm | |
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Rydiaa
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| | Subject: Re: World of Rouslan...? Thu 14 May 2009, 2:48 pm | |
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HarryLoL
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| | Subject: Re: World of Rouslan...? Thu 14 May 2009, 2:50 pm | |
| yay
glad to see ur bro outa it | |
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spike999
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| | Subject: Re: World of Rouslan...? Thu 14 May 2009, 2:51 pm | |
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Kryptman
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| | Subject: Re: World of Rouslan...? Thu 14 May 2009, 4:22 pm | |
| I thought Storm stopped skull fucking people? | |
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Cheapshot
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| | Subject: Re: World of Rouslan...? Thu 14 May 2009, 4:47 pm | |
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Kryptman
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| | Subject: Re: World of Rouslan...? Thu 14 May 2009, 5:15 pm | |
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babouna
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| | Subject: Re: World of Rouslan...? Thu 14 May 2009, 5:22 pm | |
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malyshka
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| | Subject: Re: World of Rouslan...? Thu 14 May 2009, 5:27 pm | |
| LOL you guys r too funny omg..im sitting with rouslan laughing my ass off.Good story. | |
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SenorPedro4
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| | Subject: Re: World of Rouslan...? Thu 14 May 2009, 5:28 pm | |
| - malyshka wrote:
- LOL you guys r too funny omg..im sitting with rouslan laughing my ass off.Good story.
YOU ARE ROUSLAN. PWNT! | |
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Unavailable
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| | Subject: Re: World of Rouslan...? Thu 14 May 2009, 5:29 pm | |
| I would have read it but I prefer to not read wall of texts. | |
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spike999
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| | Subject: Re: World of Rouslan...? Thu 14 May 2009, 6:23 pm | |
| - Unavailable wrote:
- I would have read it but I prefer to not read wall of texts.
k failzor ^.  awesome thread once again. | |
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zakkari3
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| | Subject: Re: World of Rouslan...? Thu 14 May 2009, 6:50 pm | |
| Lol'd. Kind of random, but it put a picture in my brain. | |
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chuckwagon
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| | Subject: Re: World of Rouslan...? Thu 14 May 2009, 7:44 pm | |
| tonka tits? plz 'splain dis to me. | |
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Kryptman
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| | Subject: Re: World of Rouslan...? Thu 14 May 2009, 8:13 pm | |
| Lolwut?
How you sitting wit Rous Malyska? | |
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Zaroks
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| | Subject: Re: World of Rouslan...? Thu 14 May 2009, 8:13 pm | |
| wow, i didnt really think it would be this funny, in fact i thought id get troll'd, thanks for the posative feedback | |
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