Due to recent events I feel this is necessary....

Typically I hate to do this sort of thing, but with the recent spike in noobs/trolls/failures on the forums I feel I should post the ultimate guide to proper forum conduct. This thread isn't aimed particularly to the aforementioned losers of the web, but rather to the poor people like us who have to put up with them.

Here we go. Now as everyone knows, this is from the website 4chan. However, I feel it is of equal importance here, as well. I'm sorry for anything someone might find inappropriate within this picture.


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Now as we can all see; Rule 14 is perhaps the 2nd most important (Just under Rule 34), this is because this statement is perhaps the most true. If you argue with a troll it gives them power, usually with only a small part of the forum community. Now some trolls actually are smart enough to use this small following to actually cause literal rebellions of the forum. I will use a recent thread concerning Stormblast allegedly "abusing his powers" as an example of this trend. As the initial troll makes his claim, he gained a few followers generally united by their dislike for Stormblast. So what started as a sporadic group of idiots has now turned into an allied group of sporadic idiots. As is with most groups, a team is not measured by the sum of it's parts. This "United Troll Federation of Dipshits, (UTFDS)" as I've come to call it, has now multiplied it's strength infinitely.

Rule 14 tends to directly tie into rules 11, 12, 13, 15, 19, 42, and 43. This has come to be known as "The Rules of Trolls." this is because it's a universal set of rules that proves true every time a troll is in the mix of an Internet thread. So beware, think carefully if you MUST argue with a Troll.

Please pay attention to these rules when on the forums. I know everyone has seen these before, but I feel we could all use a reminder of proper forum conduct, and more importantly, how to outsmart trolls, which is to simply ignore them.


By the way, I do, as a matter of fact, take allegiance with Stormblast in these allegations. Stormblast & Lockyoudown for President 2012!

I hope that's what the slogan will be, I really wanna be VP when he announces his running partner.

4chan rules dont apply here.
This is wild zone yo.

Juicy wrote:

4chan rules dont apply here.
This is wild zone yo.

Rule 38, yo.

rule 34 <--best rule on that list

Cheapshot wrote:

rule 34 <--best rule on that list

Also the truest. Go to google images and type rule 34.

Prepare to want to kill yourself. 2 girls 1 cup was NOTHING.

I support/enforce rules 11,12,14,16,20,21,24,26,27,28,31,32,33,35,37,38,39,40,43,46,47

thatsmyaudi wrote:

Cheapshot wrote:

rule 34 <--best rule on that list

Also the truest. Go to google images and type rule 34.

Prepare to want to kill yourself. 2 girls 1 cup was NOTHING.

1 Guy 1 Cup is worse


Hardcore Gay pornbondage is worse

~Starlight~ wrote:

1 Guy 1 Cup is worse


Hardcore Gay porn is worse

Trufax, I got tricked into watching it.
Cup up a man's ass is not a pleasant site.

Gay, I got glitched...
And I forgot what I typed... FML!

31 for the win.

Mexiknight wrote:

31 for the win.

Agreed. I have these all memorized, and my friend's asking me them all the time.

Regarding to #34:
2 Rydias 1 Stormblast is awesome.

Juicy wrote:

Regarding to #34:
2 Rydias 1 Stormblast is awesome.

That sounds kinda hot.

Get the fuck out of here.

meatballkeeper wrote:

Get the fuck out of here.

Are all of your comments really negative and ass-holish? It seems that way to me...

46 Lol

Cheapshot wrote:

~Starlight~ wrote:

1 Guy 1 Cup is worse


Hardcore Gay porn is worse

Trufax, I got tricked into watching it.
Cup up a man's ass is not a pleasant site.

Don't forget the bloody chunks.

I can't imagine bloody ass chunks would be pleasant.

thatsmyaudi wrote:

I can't imagine bloody ass chunks would be pleasant.

Or in the case of Mr. Hands a horse dick shoved up a man's ass rupturing his colon and then killing him two days later.



I tell you, these hardcore gay people are the oddest, freakiest, vomit-inducing things on the face of the earth. Even whores have barriers these guys will shatter.







EDIT: I said up a man's dick making it a TON worse than it actually is.

~Starlight~ wrote:

thatsmyaudi wrote:

I can't imagine bloody ass chunks would be pleasant.

Or in the case of Mr. Hands a horse dick shoved up a man's ass rupturing his colon and then killing him two days later.



I tell you, these hardcore gay people are the oddest, freakiest, vomit-inducing things on the face of the earth. Even whores have barriers these guys will shatter.







EDIT: I said up a man's dick making it a TON worse than it actually is.

I broke a whore's barrier once, if you know what I mean. I really hope you DO know what I mean, because I sure as hell don't.

Stormblast wrote:

Juicy wrote:

Regarding to #34:
2 Rydias 1 Stormblast is awesome.

That was supposed to be a secret

= the 2nd highlight of my day.

thatsmyaudi wrote:

Stormblast wrote:

Juicy wrote:

Regarding to #34:
2 Rydias 1 Stormblast is awesome.

That was supposed to be a secret

= the 2nd highlight of my day.

Lol'd

thatsmyaudi wrote:

meatballkeeper wrote:

Get the fuck out of here.

Are all of your comments really negative and ass-holish? It seems that way to me...

Nah.