Best Joke?

Skilled rogue on VCN.

Lisyhalath wrote:

Skilled rogue on VCN.

Fuck this one nearly killed me.

Pomp wrote:

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby?
A: A dead baby in a clown suit.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a corvette?
A: I don't have a corvette in my backyard.

What's funnier than nailing a dead baby on the wall?

Lisyhalath wrote:

Pomp wrote:

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby?
A: A dead baby in a clown suit.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a corvette?
A: I don't have a corvette in my backyard.

What's funnier than nailing a dead baby on the wall?

Nailing two dead babys on a wall

Swifteh wrote:

Lisyhalath wrote:

Pomp wrote:

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby?
A: A dead baby in a clown suit.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a corvette?
A: I don't have a corvette in my backyard.

What's funnier than nailing a dead baby on the wall?

Nailing two dead babys on a wall

Wrong answer.

Correct: Ripping a dead baby off the wall

Swifteh wrote:

Lisyhalath wrote:

Pomp wrote:

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby?
A: A dead baby in a clown suit.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a corvette?
A: I don't have a corvette in my backyard.

What's funnier than nailing a dead baby on the wall?

Nailing two dead babys on a wall

^not. nailing a dead baby on your frontdoor

Whats Black and Shuffles?
The Dole Que

(Of for the Amerifags- the Welfare Que)

Lisyhalath wrote:

Swifteh wrote:

Lisyhalath wrote:

Pomp wrote:

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby?
A: A dead baby in a clown suit.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a corvette?
A: I don't have a corvette in my backyard.

What's funnier than nailing a dead baby on the wall?

Nailing two dead babys on a wall

Wrong answer.

Correct: Ripping a dead baby off the wall

Lol'd.

Keep on bring the jokes some are good so are not to bad some are just sad

Three men have commited crimes and are now standing before a judge. The judge calls them forward and asks them if they'd rather go to jail or have a second chance. All three choose the second chance; the judge tells them to meet him tomorrow in a nearby tropical forest.

As agreed all three men report to the judge at the tropical forest the next day. The judge tells them, "Each of you must bring me 3 fruits of a single type, then I shall tell you what's next." The men take off in search for fruits.

The first man to return comes back with 3 apples. The judge tells him he has to put all three of them up his ass without showing pain or laughing and if he does so he can walkway free, otherwise he will go to hell. He sticks the first up his ass and cries out in pain. He goes to hell.

The second guy reports back to the judge with 3 grapes. The judge tells him to do the same. He sticks two grapes up his ass then bursts out laughing. He's sent to hell.

Once the second guy arrives in hell the first one asks him, "Why did you laugh?? You were so close!!".

He responds, "I saw the the other guy picking watermelons".

There are 3 guys in a bar.

1 American, 1 Meixcan, and 1 Asian.

The Mexican drinks a sip of his martini, and then tosses it into the air and shoots it.

"Why'd you do that for?!" Asked the Asian,

"We have plenty of those where i come from." replied the Mexican.

So, the Asian drinks a sip of his 'TsingTao' beer, then tosses it into the air and shoots it.

"Why'd you do that for?!" Asked the American,

"We have plenty of those where i come from." replied the Asian.

Then the White guy takes a sip of his beer, and then shoots the Mexican.

"Why'd you do that for?!" Asked the Asian,

"We have plenty of those where i come from." replied the American.

Dru Jones?

wat


Actually it is old but heh its funny when people say it still

EDIT: JAQUAN JONES

Zxtole530 wrote:

There are 3 guys in a bar.

1 American, 1 Meixcan, and 1 Asian.

The Mexican drinks a sip of his martini, and then tosses it into the air and shoots it.

"Why'd you do that for?!" Asked the Asian,

"We have plenty of those where i come from." replied the Mexican.

So, the Asian drinks a sip of his 'TsingTao' beer, then tosses it into the air and shoots it.

"Why'd you do that for?!" Asked the American,

"We have plenty of those where i come from." replied the Asian.

Then the White guy takes a sip of his beer, and then shoots the Mexican.

"Why'd you do that for?!" Asked the Asian,

"We have plenty of those where i come from." replied the American.

lol wow asian

Stormblast wrote:

Dru Jones?

wat


Actually it is old but heh its funny when people say it still

EDIT: JAQUAN JONES

lol'd at Dru

There are two guys wandering around in the desert and are dying of thirst. They stumble around and come upon an old shack. The first guy goes up to the door and the nastiest lady ever opens it and he asks for a glass of water. She says "Sure, as long as you fuck me first." He says hell no and walks back to the other guy and tells him what she said. So he goes up to the door and she answers and he asks for a glass of water and she says "Sure, as long as you fuck me first." He agrees to do the deed but he tells her he will only do it if she closes her eyes. He looks around the room and finds some corn on the cob and he fucks her with it untill she is satisfied then he throws it out the window. She gives him a glass of water and then he goes back outside and he tells the other guy how amazing the water is. He says "Fuck the water, I want some more of that buttered corn!"

Q: What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?
A: A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

Q: Why don't sharks eat niggers?
A: They think it's whale shit.

Q: Why are niggers like sperm?
A: Only one in a million actually work.

UzedPaper wrote:

Q: Why are niggers like sperm?
A: Only one in a million actually work.

Obama?

Zxtole530 wrote:

UzedPaper wrote:

Q: Why are niggers like sperm?
A: Only one in a million actually work.

Obama?

There are over 1 million black People.

And since when did Presidents work?

kitch wrote:

Zxtole530 wrote:

UzedPaper wrote:

Q: Why are niggers like sperm?
A: Only one in a million actually work.

Obama?

There are over 1 million black People.

And since when did Presidents work?

Oh noes, politics.

Casterbait wrote:

Lol'd a little.

I can make jokes but it was a little funny lol

lol funny jokes ;P

Certain wrote:

Swifteh wrote:

Lisyhalath wrote:

Pomp wrote:

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby?
A: A dead baby in a clown suit.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a corvette?
A: I don't have a corvette in my backyard.

What's funnier than nailing a dead baby on the wall?

Nailing two dead babys on a wall

^not. nailing a dead baby on your frontdoor

Dude Boxy is hawt and cute.

I ONCE WENT TO A KKK MUSEUM AND SOME NIGGERS DROVE BY AND THREW A BRICK THROUGH THE WINDOW.

Your mom is so fat, it took two warlocks to summon her.


Fuck your opinions, I thought that shit was witty.

The best joke ever is the poster above me