Best Joke?

Subject: Re: Best Joke? Wed 04 Feb 2009, 9:15 pm

Artic wrote:: Your mom is so fat, it took two warlocks to summon her.

Fuck your opinions, I thought that shit was witty.

that one is nice

Subject: Re: Best Joke? Wed 04 Feb 2009, 9:18 pm

Stormblast wrote:: The best joke ever is the poster above me

Who is that?

Subject: Re: Best Joke? Wed 04 Feb 2009, 9:19 pm

connorpwns wrote:

Stormblast wrote:: The best joke ever is the poster above me

Who is that?

Artic aka Cydde :>

Subject: Re: Best Joke? Wed 04 Feb 2009, 9:19 pm

connorpwns wrote:

Stormblast wrote:: The best joke ever is the poster above me

Who is that?

Gee i don't know the one right above his post?

Subject: Re: Best Joke? Wed 04 Feb 2009, 9:25 pm

Q: What do u call a dead baby with no arms, legs, or head, nailed to a wall?
A: Art

Q: How do u get a dead baby into a bucket?
A: A Blender

Q:How do u get a dead baby out a bucket
A: Tortilla Chips

Q:Whats worse find 7 dead babys in 1 trash can or finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans?
A: Pretty much up to you

Subject: Re: Best Joke? Wed 04 Feb 2009, 9:26 pm

Artic wrote:

connorpwns wrote:

Stormblast wrote:: The best joke ever is the poster above me

Who is that?

Gee i don't know the one right above his post?

SHUT UP WHORE

Subject: Re: Best Joke? Wed 04 Feb 2009, 9:27 pm

"Knock" "Knock"
Who's There?

Your Mom

ROFLMAOLOLCOPTER... sorry im just bored

Subject: Re: Best Joke? Wed 04 Feb 2009, 9:43 pm

Pirahna wrote:: Three men have commited crimes and are now standing before a judge. The judge calls them forward and asks them if they'd rather go to jail or have a second chance. All three choose the second chance; the judge tells them to meet him tomorrow in a nearby tropical forest.

As agreed all three men report to the judge at the tropical forest the next day. The judge tells them, "Each of you must bring me 3 fruits of a single type, then I shall tell you what's next." The men take off in search for fruits.

The first man to return comes back with 3 apples. The judge tells him he has to put all three of them up his ass without showing pain or laughing and if he does so he can walkway free, otherwise he will go to hell. He sticks the first up his ass and cries out in pain. He goes to hell.

The second guy reports back to the judge with 3 grapes. The judge tells him to do the same. He sticks two grapes up his ass then bursts out laughing. He's sent to hell.

Once the second guy arrives in hell the first one asks him, "Why did you laugh?? You were so close!!".

He responds, "I saw the the other guy picking watermelons".

wasnt it pineapple?

Subject: Re: Best Joke? Wed 04 Feb 2009, 9:46 pm

Also,
Boxxy.

Subject: Re: Best Joke? Wed 04 Feb 2009, 10:01 pm

babouna wrote:

Pirahna wrote:: Three men have commited crimes and are now standing before a judge. The judge calls them forward and asks them if they'd rather go to jail or have a second chance. All three choose the second chance; the judge tells them to meet him tomorrow in a nearby tropical forest.

As agreed all three men report to the judge at the tropical forest the next day. The judge tells them, "Each of you must bring me 3 fruits of a single type, then I shall tell you what's next." The men take off in search for fruits.

The first man to return comes back with 3 apples. The judge tells him he has to put all three of them up his ass without showing pain or laughing and if he does so he can walkway free, otherwise he will go to hell. He sticks the first up his ass and cries out in pain. He goes to hell.

The second guy reports back to the judge with 3 grapes. The judge tells him to do the same. He sticks two grapes up his ass then bursts out laughing. He's sent to hell.

Once the second guy arrives in hell the first one asks him, "Why did you laugh?? You were so close!!".

He responds, "I saw the the other guy picking watermelons".

wasnt it pineapple?

Doesnt matter, i think it would be too hard to shove up the ass anyways.

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